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SMS Thathuvam 1
Butter'fly fly agum ........ Catter'pillar pillar aguma?
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SMS Thathuvam 2
Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum
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SMS Thathuvam 3
Ennadhan aeroplane mela parandhaalum Petrol poda keelathaan varanum
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SMS Thathuvam 4
Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachi road poda mudiyuma??
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SMS Thathuvam 5
Ennathan karunanithi DMK la irundhalum avar veetu maadu "AMMA" nu than kathum
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SMS Thathuvam 6
Paaku Marathula Paaku Irukum, Theaku Marathula Thaeku Irukum, Aana Pana Marathula Panam Irukaadhu..!!
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SMS Thathuvam 7
Kanna Bus Stop La Bus Than Vanthu Nikum Ana Full Stop La Full Vanthu Nikuma
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SMS Thathuvam 8
Cycle La Poana Cycling,
Train La Poana Training-A?
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SMS Thathuvam 9
Sirpi Kalla Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kalai” But ...
Namma Sirpiya Uliyaala Adicha That Is “Kolai"
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SMS Thathuvam 10
Ulla Pora Varaikkum Than Brandy, Veliya Vantha Athukku Paer Vaandy
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SMS Thathuvam 11
Enna Than Naai Nandri Ullatha Than Irunthalum Athala Thank You Solla Mudeyathu!!!!!!!! Idhuthan Valkai
SMS Thathuvam 12
Lunch Bagla Lunch Kondu Poha Mudiyum... But School Bagla Schoole Kondu Pogamudiyumaaaa
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SMS Thathuvam 13
Aayiram Than Irundhalum Aayirathi Onnu Than Perusu
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SMS Thathuvam 14
Kasu Irundha Call Taxi!!! Kasu Illaina Kall Than Taxi!!!
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SMS Thathuvam 15
Kovil Maniya Namma Adicha Saththam Varum... Aana Kovil Mani Nammala Adicha Raththam Than Varum
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SMS Thathuvam 16
Pallu Valina Palla Pudungalam Aana Kannu Valina Kanna Pudunga Mudiyuma
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SMS Thathuvam 17
Caru Kulla Tyre Inrunthaa Adhu Stepney, Adey Nambha Mela Antha Tyre Erinaa, Nambha Chutney!
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SMS Thathuvam 19
Tool Box La Tool La Parka Mudiyum... Match Box La Match A Parka Mudiyuma!
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SMS Thathuvam 20
Lunch Bagla Lunch Eduthuttu Pogalam... Aana School Bagla School Eduthuttu Poga Mudiyathu
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SMS Thathuvam 21
Nee Evlo Periya Paruppa Irunthalum, Unga Veettu Samayalukku Paruppu Kadaila Than Vanganum.
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SMS Thathuvam 22
Poison 10 Naal Aana Payasam Aaha Mudiyaadhu But, Payasam 10 Naal Aana Poison Aahidum!
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SMS Thathuvam 23
Vaayala "Naai"-Nu Solla Mudiyum. Aaana.... Naayaala "Vaai"-Nu Solla Mudiyadhu..
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SMS Thathuvam 24
Bus Poita Bus Stand Angayae Thaan Irukum Aana Cycle Poita Cycle Stand Koodavae Poogum
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SMS Thathuvam 25
Ticket Vangitu Ulla Poradu Cinema Theatre, Ulae Poitu Ticket Vanguradu Operation Theatre......
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SMS Thathuvam 26
Kaakka Ennadhaan Karuppa Irundhaalum Adhu Podara Muttai Vellai! Muttai Ennadhaan Vellaiya Irundhaalum Adhukulla Irukka Kaakka Karuppudhaan!
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SMS Thathuvam 27
Cream Biscuit La Cream Irukkum...
Ana Naai Biscuitla Naai Irukkadhu
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SMS Thathuvam 28
Busla Nee Yerinalum.... Bus Unn Mela
Yerinalum..... Ticket Vangaporathu Nee Thannn!!!!
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SMS Thathuvam 29
Cellula Balance Illana Call Panna Mudiyathu. Aaana. Manushanukku Call Illana, Balance Panna Mudiyathu....
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SMS Thathuvam 30
Bus Stop Kitta Wait Panna Bus Varum... Full Stop Kitta Wait Panna Full Varuma??
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SMS Thathuvam 31
Airtel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Aircel Mobile Vachiirundalum... Thumumbodhu Hutch Nu Than Satham Varum
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SMS Thathuvam 32
Oorukae Kaekura Madhiri Sathama Korratai Vittalum... Un Korattaya Nee Kaekamudiyadhu
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SMS Thathuvam 33
Gold Vachi Gold Chain Pannalam Ana Cycle Vachi Cycle Chain Panna Mudiyuma???
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SMS Thathuvam 34
Iron Boxla Iron Pannalam Anna ....
Pencil Boxla Pencil Panna Mudiyathu

FUNNY SMS
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SMS 1 

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. 

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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! 

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When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! 

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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND. 

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace" 

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Heartbeats are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams are endless, memories are timeless A friend like YOU shameless. Oops . Sorry priceless!! 

SMS 7

I've written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, You should know what you are, And once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far. 

SMS 8

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake. 

SMS 9

EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!! 

SMS 10

There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me ! 

SMS 11

If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool Take A Tablet ! 

SMS 12

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age! 

SMS 13

When we had met, God gave me an option between a good friend & a good memory. I dont remember what i chose..... 

SMS 14

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people,

And Legends never talk, they send SMS...

SMS 15

God made a daylight n is called “SUN”, God made a entertatemaint n is called “FUN”, God made a nightlight n is called “MOON”, God made a U n is called “CARTOON”, 

SMS 16

A Noble Award winner dedicated his Novel to his wife and wrote Its dedicated to my Wife because in her absence I could complete this Book... 

SMS 17

Conducting a Blood Test On U....Testing In Progress...Testing...Testing...Result.......... ........< Honey In Veins > No wonder U R So Sweeeeeettttttttt.....!!!!! 

SMS 18

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - its really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... Im playing cards and weve misplaced the JOKER. 

SMS 19

so,sweet ur smile. so,sweet ur style. so sweet ur voice. u c how sweetly i lie. 

SMS 20

For Heart Beat U Need Heart 

Fr Heart U Need Happiness 

Fr Happiness U Need Friendship Fr

Friendship U Need Me

SMS 21

Dreams make all things possible, 

Hope makes all things work, 

Love makes all things beautiful,

Smile makes all the above things possible.... So, 

BRUSH UR TEETH EVERYDAY

SMS 22

Have u ever seen a monkey wrapped in a polythene. NO THEN SEE YOUR IDTENTIYCARD. 

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i love U ilove U ilove U i love U ilove U hey don get xcited i love other alphabets too i.e V W X Y Z hahahaha 

SMS 24

PLEASE DON'T SEND ME CHEAP MESSAGES COS I AM FROM A RICH FAMILY. WE ARE IN THE IRON AND STEEL BUSINESS, MY BROTHER IRONS AND I STEAL 

SMS 25

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat 

SMS 26

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS 

SMS 27

A Couple- Before marriage Mad for each other, After marriage Made for each other, In future Mad because of each other.....!!!

 COOL SMS

SMS 1
Even if I had 1 wish... I wouldn't wish for u to love me, coz I don't want your love to come from a wish... but straight from your heart.

SMS 2
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

SMS 3
U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.

SMS 4
I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!

SMS 5
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

SMS 6
Government imposing new taxes. Dating $.10, Hug $.20, Kiss $.30, Love $.50. But you don't worry, flirting is still free.

SMS 7
New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.

SMS 8
Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.

SMS 9
I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster, my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new, I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!

SMS 10
Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.

SMS 11
What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.

SMS 12
U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine. .

SMS 13
If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !

SMS 14
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !

SMS 15
It's time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishin) ……… (wishin) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.

SMS 16
I never know what the future brings, but I know u r here with me now. We’ll make it through and I hope u are the one I share my life with.

SMS 17
Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever .

SMS 18
Monsoon's Rain or Summer's Heat, UR friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat

SMS 19
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as 'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'.

SMS 20
Smokers have smoking heart, Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you Plz don't eat sugar coz u aready have a Sweet Heart

SMS 21
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R.

SMS 22
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: ASAP,
R U interested?

SMS 23
When the night comes, look at the sky. If u see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me it will come true, coz I did it & I found U.

SMS 24
God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!

SMS 25
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!

SMS 26
A smile to put U on high... A kiss to set your soul alright... Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?

SMS 27
Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.

SMS 28
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.

SMS 29
U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced.

SMS 30
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

SMS 31
Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

SMS 32
Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill.

SMS 33
I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.

SMS 34
I've seen angels in the sky, I've seen snow fall in July, I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do, But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

SMS 35
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm the one u can always depend on!

SMS 36
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?